A raucous cheer rushes through the auditorium “G. Lesser, G. Lesser, G. Lesser.”  A Masters’ hero is being summoned to the stage to imitate whatever dramatic mood his upcoming vegetable will take on.  As with all legends, he allows others to have their chance in the spotlight and gracefully declines.  But who is this even-keeled, mustache growing gentlemen?  What really has led to his fame at this school?  Who is the real G. Lesser?

Mr. Lesser, as we all know plays tennis.  In addition, he is a big Games of Thrones fan and he also enjoys Parks and Recreation and Justified.  His all-time favorite shows are The Wire and Arrested Development.   He also hangs out with his dog Cooper.  And as he puts it “hopelessly roots for the Jets and the Knicks.”

What about Mr. Lesser’s life back in the stone-age, when he was in high school?  Well did you know he was the Senator of his Jr. Class?  His election victory was based on some shrewd political moves including his main platform being comprised of handing out Dum-Dum lollipops on Election Day.  Personally, I think his campaign slogan clinched it. In the greatest campaign slogan since Ross Perot’s “Ross is Boss,” G. Lesser showed an early way with words by using the still famous slogan:  “Get More With Lesser.”

Lesser also was clearly born to be a teacher and coach from his experiences teaching a “tot tennis class.”  One incident, dubbed by Lesser as “not [his] proudest teaching moment” is when a four year old girl told him not to “sass” her.  As if this attitude was not enough she followed that zinger up with “Girls rules and boys drool, except for boy dogs and dads.”  Clearly, G. Lesser was born to teach.