7 reasons to root for Seattle in the Super Bowl
January 27, 2015
- Deflategate– Yeah that whole cheating thing shouldn’t really sit well with you
- Dynasty?– if your from Masters your most likely extremely liberal, and so you should be in favor of parody. The Pats are 76-20 over the past six regular seasons. Don’t let the Pats widen the “win gap”.
- Tom Brady– I am jealous and so should you.
- Spygate– Cheating….again,
- New England?-They think that they’re too good for one state. They decided to claim the whole region of New England, how obnoxious.
- Bill Belichick– Coach Belichick is a bully to the media and seriously bro, whats up with the hoodie, you’re trying to hard to be the Sith from Star Wars.
- NY over Boston– Chances are you’re a Yankee fan, and Patriots fans are also Red Sox fans. So there’s that.
